Mission Statement

To review the absolute, bottom-barrel, gutrottingest, hobo-killing worst that I can find at the liquor store and grocery. Terrible wine, beer, whisky, rum, vodka, and things I'm not even sure were intended for human consumption.

An orgy of caustic, sarcastic self-destruction, in which I try to find humor in the absolute black hole that is gutrot booze.

Updates bi-weekly.